My mental health has only been getting worse. I'm going to see a therapist on Monday. I promise.

Today, at work, we were remembering vulgar rhymes and stuff we used to say as little kids, such as:
- "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"
- as a response to a question (like, "where are my keys?"): "up your bum and around the corner"
- my personal favorite, "bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play my hairy banjo." (there are actions for that one.)

Can you think of any good ones? Send them to me.